Dong Mod: Wank-Urine-Fart-inator 2.1b
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July 19, 2026
The Power of Dong! 🍆⚡(pee-pee, schlong, weenie, whatever you call it man)
This mod will give you... Dong, obviously. Why? Why not!
Youtube recommended me a Postal 2 vid and I remember someone's request in 5Mods discord,
and so...*sigh* here we are.
Before asking help on install/crash/etc, read this description till the end
📃Features:
- You can "whip it out" and terrorize the world (default: press H / Press Aim then DPad Left on gamepad)
- You can pee.. Yep! (while ur thingy out, press Fire/Attack) Get health for 8 secs of peeing
- Super-Urinator! Spew yellow liquid like a fire hose (thingy out, press Aim and Fire)
- Wankerwaffe! Rub it 3 times and find out (Aiming at pedestrians, and press R)
- Gas Em' Up! Press Down-Left-Right-Down (Arrows/D-Pad) to fart and gas those peds to Auschwitz
- Addon ped/custom character can use it. Dong selection (dark/light) in the .ini config
- Bonus! HotCoffee (Turn off your Dong first then Press T on a female ped)
- Note: If your Dong is out, you can't use the HotCoffee. Hide it first, exit the Dong mode first
- Ini config to change the keybinds (DongMod.ini)
⚠️Requirements:
HotCoffee requires LemonUI, if you don't want LemonUI or doesn't need HotCoffee,
you can delete DongMod_HotCoffee.dll (in scripts folder) after installation
❓How to Install:
If you haven't installed ScriptHookVDotNet and LemonUI, Install it first, make sure it works.
To make it easier for newcomers, I decided to use OpenIV package (.oiv)
Just drag and drop DongMod.oiv to your OpenIV on Edit Mode, when it asked for mods or game folder,
obviously choose to install it on mods folder.
If you like my dong.. sorry! my work, and have spare change, feel free to donate here 😁
🐞Bugs:
If you have errors/crashes, comment here or DM my Discord, I'm on 5Mods server, you can add me from there.
Giving stupid rating without asking for help first is stupid move, will be reported
You need to be on 5mods Discord server to add me as a friend
Credits:
jedijosh920 for the original HotCoffee Mod
Next Update -> Poop Time
Changelog:
2.1b. Fixed Hot Coffee dong cannot be spawned
2.1. Crash fix for SHVDN.nightly-26 update + added warning to download fix if the game can't load the model.
2.0. Gas Em' Up! Update - Fart on peds to kill them (thanks igaming94 for the idea)
1.15. Bugfix
- Gamepad fixed, now press Aim first then PhoneLeft/Dpad Left
- Fixed crashes on HotCoffee
- Support for addon peds/custom character
- Added gamepad support
- Run/sprint is now allowed to do, while not aiming
- Changed TargetedEntity to Raycast for Wankerwaffe improving shoot distance and less "can't shoot" bug
- Audio improvements and zipping anim smoothed out
First Release
First Uploaded: July 20, 2024
Last Updated: August 09, 2025
Last Downloaded: 2 hours ago
179 Comments
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The Power of Dong! 🍆⚡(pee-pee, schlong, weenie, whatever you call it man)
This mod will give you... Dong, obviously. Why? Why not!
Youtube recommended me a Postal 2 vid and I remember someone's request in 5Mods discord,
and so...*sigh* here we are.
Before asking help on install/crash/etc, read this description till the end
📃Features:
- You can "whip it out" and terrorize the world (default: press H / Press Aim then DPad Left on gamepad)
- You can pee.. Yep! (while ur thingy out, press Fire/Attack) Get health for 8 secs of peeing
- Super-Urinator! Spew yellow liquid like a fire hose (thingy out, press Aim and Fire)
- Wankerwaffe! Rub it 3 times and find out (Aiming at pedestrians, and press R)
- Gas Em' Up! Press Down-Left-Right-Down (Arrows/D-Pad) to fart and gas those peds to Auschwitz
- Addon ped/custom character can use it. Dong selection (dark/light) in the .ini config
- Bonus! HotCoffee (Turn off your Dong first then Press T on a female ped)
- Note: If your Dong is out, you can't use the HotCoffee. Hide it first, exit the Dong mode first
- Ini config to change the keybinds (DongMod.ini)
⚠️Requirements:
HotCoffee requires LemonUI, if you don't want LemonUI or doesn't need HotCoffee,
you can delete DongMod_HotCoffee.dll (in scripts folder) after installation
❓How to Install:
If you haven't installed ScriptHookVDotNet and LemonUI, Install it first, make sure it works.
To make it easier for newcomers, I decided to use OpenIV package (.oiv)
Just drag and drop DongMod.oiv to your OpenIV on Edit Mode, when it asked for mods or game folder,
obviously choose to install it on mods folder.
If you like my dong.. sorry! my work, and have spare change, feel free to donate here 😁
🐞Bugs:
If you have errors/crashes, comment here or DM my Discord, I'm on 5Mods server, you can add me from there.
Giving stupid rating without asking for help first is stupid move, will be reported
You need to be on 5mods Discord server to add me as a friend
Credits:
jedijosh920 for the original HotCoffee Mod
Next Update -> Poop Time
Changelog:
2.1b. Fixed Hot Coffee dong cannot be spawned
2.1. Crash fix for SHVDN.nightly-26 update + added warning to download fix if the game can't load the model.
2.0. Gas Em' Up! Update - Fart on peds to kill them (thanks igaming94 for the idea)
1.15. Bugfix
- Gamepad fixed, now press Aim first then PhoneLeft/Dpad Left
- Fixed crashes on HotCoffee
- Support for addon peds/custom character
- Added gamepad support
- Run/sprint is now allowed to do, while not aiming
- Changed TargetedEntity to Raycast for Wankerwaffe improving shoot distance and less "can't shoot" bug
- Audio improvements and zipping anim smoothed out
First Release
First Uploaded: July 20, 2024
Last Updated: August 09, 2025
Last Downloaded: 2 hours ago
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@mbahdokek Could you add more hotcoffee options? There many custom animations you could use on the website now
January 31, 2026 -
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Whenever I press anything I get errors: Unhandeled exception in script "HotCoffee.Main", Missing method exception at HotCoffee.Main.OnKeyDown(Object sender, KeyEventArgs e), Unhandled exception in script "DongMod.Main" and MissingMethodException at DongMod.Main.OnKeyDown(Object sender, KeyEventArgs e)
May 05, 2026 -
I gave 4 stars but this is still the best working hot coffee mod out there, if you get it working...
May 06, 2026 -
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This mod conflicts with add-onprops, and the solution you provided by julionib no longer works. If you use this mod, you won't be able to see the props from add-onprops.
May 20, 2026 -
@mbahdokek the mod is not working, it tells me to download addonprops, i download addon props but then my game crashes.
May 26, 2026 -
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Game crashes on pressing. Changed the trigger to O from the .ini file in scripts (thats where OIV is saving the files), but the button doesnt do do anything
Script works pressing T, but crashes as soon as an option is selected. Have installed addonprops, seems to be a texture issue? (playing on Enhanced BTW)
June 18, 2026 -
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i keep having issues and it wont work, i sent you a friend request on discord, mind helping a bud?
July 09, 2026 -
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This mod is breaking on latest scripthookvdotnet nightly, for now please use scripthookvdotnet nightly 113 or older